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This blog is a complete disgrace. Now I don't know where you came from, but you must be lost. Just hit the back button a few times and take a left. I doubt you'll visit me again, so goodbye.

WHAT IF I MEET HARRIS WITTELS AT BUMBERSHOOT.

OR AMY POEHLER

Today is Harris Wittel’s birthday.

Harris was born on 4/20

How is this so perfect

None of my friends understand my love for Harris Wittels.

I read through Harris Wittles new book this week. I was rather disappointed that there wasn’t a picture of his dick in it.

I just read something that said, “It must annoy Hollywood knowing they still haven’t perfected a way to replace comedians with more handsome ones.”

WHAT

THE

FUCK

ARE

YOU

TALKING

ABOUT

This better be a God damn joke.