WHAT IF I MEET HARRIS WITTELS AT BUMBERSHOOT.
OR AMY POEHLER
Today is Harris Wittel’s birthday.
Harris was born on 4/20
How is this so perfect
None of my friends understand my love for Harris Wittels.
I read through Harris Wittles new book this week. I was rather disappointed that there wasn’t a picture of his dick in it.
I just read something that said, “It must annoy Hollywood knowing they still haven’t perfected a way to replace comedians with more handsome ones.”
This better be a God damn joke.